Wednesday, April 20

Definitions

Current theme of my life:  

Bullshitting - V.  To spout shenanigans with great passion and flair as though you are an expert;  Blarney; The process by which someone creates and relates nonsense to others who are also pretending to be experts.

syn.  clap-trap; mumbo jumbo, balderdash; horseradish; college; drivel; hogwash; hooey; poppycock; tripe; rot

n. - Bullshitter; Bullshit.  adv. - bullshitly.  adj. - Bullshitish

Other Favorite Words:

All-Nighter: N. A night during which one forgoes sleep in order to accomplish some meaningless task; A manner in which one can rapidly acquire an otherwise obnoxious caffeine addiction; An undesireable task forced upon modern students in order to "go anywhere in life" or avoid "flippin' burgers" for the remainder of eternity. 

Finals Week: N.  Hell;  The worst week of any given 6-month period for at least 16 of the first 22 years of one's life (or, if one is a masichist (aka aspiring doctor/lawyer), for 28 years of one's life); a time at which young adults tap into a dormant superhuman power in order to earn a small piece of paper.

Baking: v.  What honors students who don't drink do to relieve stress.   


4 comments:

Cienna said...

I APPROVE OF THIS POST. A LOT.

Cienna said...

also, the bit about baking reminded me that i made chocolate muffins to avoid writing my IR research essay.

Anonymous said...

OH. MY. GOSH. I LOVE THIS :) You are my favorite haha. so great :)

Katherine Packard said...

At least my procrastination provides entertainment. :)